phog, you are so ridiculous, how the fuck could you get laid...oh right, ugly hoes need someone to fuck with as well. What you need to understand is that quality > quantity. No way you can fuck any decent female with that idiot looking face and those shirt matching teeth. You remind me of that stupid geek I work with who asked another co-worker "what do I have to do to meet some girls?" hes fucken 19 years old and still doesnt know how the meet some chicks. My point is he looks just like you, no hair style, disgusting yellow teeth, so proud to finally have some facial hair that he wont shave it no matter what it looks like and so damn happy to own a cell phone that he feels the need to show it off and carry it around with him even when going to the washroom. He also drives an old rusted pos car just like you, but he can give props to someone who owns a clean ride, unlike your stupid ass who thinks cars aint worth talking about. Girls dont wanna get a ride on your skateboard you fucking punk, you should actually get a nice car since thats the only way you could actually attempt to impress a stupid gold digging chick. Theres is also another point where he beats you; he actually knows hes ugly and doesnt think his wal-mart shirts own anyone.

so lets do a quick resume
- Get a haircut
- Brush your teeth more than once a month
- Keep your cell phone in your damn pockets
- Shave that adolescent facial hair asap